Entry #1

New Profile

2011-11-30 21:31:14 by Relmyna

Hello there.

I am making this journal entry to exclaim something to the public. I have created a new account here on DeviantART. You can find my new profile here > http://relmyna.deviantart.com/
I look at all the comments I made and I laugh because their so old. I would never say those things now.

I am making this journal entry to upload my poem Thorn onto my new profile under my pen name. Some of my poems may be published as my step-mother is also a poet and a mother of four. She has been contacted by a friend of hers who happens to be a publisher. A book filled with her poetry will be put into the market and we will just have to see how well the book sells. Will my mother be revered as an infamous poet someday? Who knows. It has certainly been her dream to be. Any ways, this is about me, not my mothers life story.

I will be removing my poem Thorn from my profile onto my new. I am this person and I am not committing plagiarism. I am and always will be the original author of this poem. This poem is special to me personally, as its not only one of my oldest, but one of my greatest works.

Thank you for listening.

On further discussion, some of you reading this will be questioning my gender and I don't blame you. The fact is, when I wrote my wiki article, I wasn't just writing satire. I was being 100% serious. On my Newgrounds profile you can find a picture of me. That's what I look like in real life. Please note that I am wearing heavy layers of make-up so some of my imperfections can not be seen.


I am a hermaphrodite. That means I am both male and female. I have both male and female genitalia. I am not ashamed of this. I am proud of being a hermaphrodite. Doesn't that make me sound more majestic any ways? I consider myself female in nature but I possess both auras.
You may also be questioning my sexuality. Technically I am not homosexual because I am both male and female, so technically I am heterosexual, though I will voice my support of the Gay Movement.
Being born a hermaphrodite is not a mutation. It is a perfectly natural occurrence and it happens when your baby develops both male and female hormones while their still developing. I do not know all the scientific fact behind how hermaphrodites are conceived, but I do know this is the basic concept.

Some of you may be from Neverdaunt: 8Bit. In that case, yes, I am Briar Rose.
Why all of you make such a big deal over me I don't even know.
But Briar? Why did you come back? You were banned! Don't you have a life?
Why, yes, I do have a life. I have a life as a learning artist, poet and writer. I am honestly a nice person once you get to know me and once you get over our differences.
The reason why I came back was because I was thinking about games where you can create stuff. Considering that you need to buy Blockland and I don't really like Roblox (which is for younger kids) Neverdaunt immediately came into mind. So I went back on and, GASP, the game is dead! Nobody is ever online but good old Chromium. So I immediately logged off and forgot about it. Then a month later I came back to poke fun at myself by writing a Encyclopaedia Dramatica. THIS IS IN NO WAY MADE TO OFFEND. I was simply making fun of myself. Predictably the article got deleted so a few weeks later I put it on the forums.
I would like to note that I am a Little Monster. I am a huge fan of Lady Gaga. I was simply poking fun at her considering that I'm allowed. (Being a hermaphrodite myself.) I don't believe that Lady Gaga is a man or a hermaphrodite. She is a beautiful woman who has beautiful visions.
And the last thing about this subject; Unaris.
I am not Unaris. I simply said I was in the article because in the forums I saw that I was accused of being Unaris. And of course I was making fun of myself, so why not?
I have no idea who Unaris is or the extent of this person's actions but I assure you that I would never sink to their level.

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'cause baby you were born this way

No matter gay, straight, or bi,
Lesbian, transgendered life,
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to survive.
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made,
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to be brave.

I'm proud to be a hermaphrodite. PRIDE \/

Thank you all for listening. I will upload a screenshot unto my main profile so you all can see that I am in fact the original author of Thorn. Loves and kisses, Relmyna. XO XO

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2011-12-07 00:48:34

You are one fucked up child...I just read a comment off the guy that made the cartoony 80's style skyrim...wow you are in need of help. No one gives a shit about you no matter how disgusting you be in order for some attention. Pleaes grow the fuck up, and keep everything to yourself from now on, now before you say the same thing to me, I am married and wouldn't want my kid reading your bull shit.


2011-12-07 00:51:54

Oh and lady gaga is a worthless piece of shit. She is ugly as fuck and so fucking weird and outlandish I wouldn't want my kids listening too her crap, considering she stole the name off of someone else. She is a fake, a fraud, a whore, slut worthles pile of shit, all she cares about is attention, anything she does that looks like it's going for someone elses benefit like the whole gay kid killing himself she did it for attention for herself, she doesn't care about him, rich people do whatever it takes to make themselves look good. The kid is a coward for killing himself as well kid is rotting in Hell unfortunatley and hs parents will join him for not parenting him right.


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2012-04-15 08:46:42

chickens don't have dicks they have butts so the correct terminology is chicken butts

what what chicken butt


2013-01-07 06:23:48

You are a hermaphodite? WTF.

Skyrim did this...